A Long Endless Game of Errors Repeated Again and Again

Speaking of Pain, my head sure is killing me. A wedding and a bundle of graduation parties on the same day and I am paying for it today. I sat around on Saturday watching the first hour or so of the NFL Draft, when the City of Detroit had to punch me in the gut again; this time taking Calvin Johnson off the board before my Bucs could snag him. I wish him nothing but the best, but damn, would've liked to have had him on my team.

As promised, here are some more 11 Word Movie Reviews:

Battle Royale (2000):
A Japanese dystopian kill fest with non stop action; mindless entertainment.

The Cannonball Run (1981):
I love caper and race movies. This one is a riot.

Casino (1995):
Deniro and Pesci at their finest. A top tier crime movie.

Children of Men (2006):
Fantastic movie. What happens when the world begins to die? Chaos.

The Fountainhead (1949):
A good adaptation of my all-time favorite book. Howard Roark rules.

The Illusionist (2006):
A mediocre ending, but still a recommendable flick. Prestige was better.

Jackass Number Two (2006):
The first ten minutes had me crying with laughter; genius stuff.

The Last Kiss (2006):
A story of love gone completely wrong. Great characters and dialogue.

Little Children (2006):
An interesting look at the hypocracy of small town American life.

Little Miss Sunshine (2006):
Fantastically hilarious story of a family's trip for a beauty pageant.

Michael Moore Hates America (2004):
It's about time that somebody put that bastard in his place.

Panzer Dragoon OVA (1996):
Worst voice acting ever? Lame cartoon about a great video game.

Reign of the Gargoyles (2007):
Nazis animate stone gargoyles to do their bidding. Yes, it sucked.

Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970):
Best Pearl Harbor movie ever; shown from an interesting view point.

xXx (2002):
Hey, I've been to Prague! A pretty decent mindless action flick.


I've still got plenty of movies to watch, so expect more of these in the next week or so. Also, I've compiled all of them together (only two posting's worth so far, more will come) and put them here. I'll add a link to the sidebar (in "MJ's Albums" style) in the coming days to reference you right to there. It's no Rotten Tomatoes or Metacritic, but hey, my opinion counts far more to me than theirs do anyway.