Friday, January 20, 2006

Proof of Retarsion

Today I finally broke down and purchased a domain name. I now am the owner of Retarsia.com (which will hopefully be set up to redirect here by the end of the week) - and in order to celebrate this, I've renamed this blog. I got tired of people trying to prounce the name instead of just spelling out the letters (it was an abbreviation, people!) so now the name of this blog appropriately is The Kingdom of Retarsia.

So you're asking: Matt, what is Retarsia? It's the land where retarsion runs rampant. Retarsion, by definition, is an extremely advanced form of stupidity. Sometimes, retarsion can prove fatal. Hope that's cleared up.

Normally I'm not huge on just posting links to web-tests or personality quizzes (almost 2 years and I'm happy I never put a "WHAT KIND OF LIGHTLY SALTED PRETZEL ARE YOU?" type quiz on this page), but I came across a really fun and challenging quiz on a Mensa website today: http://www.mensa-test.com/ Apparently a score of 1-5 is average, 11-18 is intelligent, and 19+ is "genius" - which I think is a little iffy. I mean, you're calling people a genius based on their ability to figure out some phrases? Regardless, it's some good fun. I managed 31 of them after about an hour - it's a killer test. So go do it, have fun, and if you check the comments I'll post the answers.

2 Comments:

At 2:02 AM, Blogger cataphoresis said...

0 24 Hours in a Day
1 26 Letters of the Alphabet
2 7 Days of the Week
3 7 Wonders of the World
4 12 Signs of the Zodiac
5 66 Books of the Bible
6 52 Cards in a Pack (Without Jokers)
7 13 Stripes in the United States Flag
8 18 Holes on a Golf Course
9 39 Books of the Old Testament
10 5 Toes on a Foot
11 90 Degrees in a Right Angle
12 3 Blind Mice (See How They Run)
13 32 is the Temperature in Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes
14 15 Players in a Rugby Team
15 3 Wheels on a Tricycle
16 100 Cents in a Euro [though the stupid ass thing won't accept this I know it's right. Bastards!]
17 11 Players in a Football (Soccer) Team
18 12 Months in a Year
19 13 is Unlucky For Some
20 8 Tentacles on an Octopus
21 29 Days in February in a Leap Year
22 27 Books in the New Testaments
23 365 Days in a Year
24 13 Loaves in a Bakers Dozen
25 52 Weeks in a Year
26 9 Lives of a Cat
27 60 Minutes in an Hour
28 23 Pairs of Chromosomes in the Human Body
29 64 Squares on a Chess Board
30 9 Provinces in South Africa [this is ridiculous]
31 6 Balls to an Over in Cricket [thank you, Oxford!]
32 1000 Years in a Millennium
33 15 Men on a Dead Mens Chest

For the record, I didn't have #16 or #17 after a little more than an hour.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger cataphoresis said...

Looks like they changed #16 to the much easier "100 C in a Dollar" - go figure.

 

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